A blog post written while eating Kraft mac n cheese b/c I'm too tired to make anything else.

I spent all of my breaks today harassing my doctor's office to reauthorize my epilepsy meds. Meanwhile, some white guy in a terrible sweater vest is able to make millions of dollars by prancing around a pseudostate named Iowa- a state in which I've never heard of anything actually being produced/manufactured there besides maybe lettuce- and then telling people that he cares about them because they represent America. I don't even know anyone from Iowa. Here is what I do know: Santorum is a jagoff and got lucky because the media didn't vett him before the caucuses.


Sincerely, 


An exhausted Agent Ska.